trackaholicsanonymous:

predebut-pilsuk:

omg

bahahaha dying…bahahah 

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canv4s:

Friends with the right people

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There are two young fish swimming along who happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way who nods at them and says morning boys how’s the water? The two fish swim on for a while and then one of them turns to the other and says

skhn3:

What the hell is water?

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maplerains:

I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS

APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN

I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED

SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA

and then nobody ever needed voice filters again

I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF

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waua:

thatfunnyblog:

This is me all the time.

IC ANT RHUFKING BREATHE LOOK HW JOLLY HE IS OMG

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Haha

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skhn3:

collegehumor:

Store Labels Bananas “Long Yellow Things”

Eat these with your face hole.

CJ, were you printing labels again? :P

HAHAHAHA!

#EpicInsideJoke

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nextbestrunner:

horse-feces:

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

Wow

nextbestrunner:

horse-feces:

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

Wow

screwsociety:

stabbygrass:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

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